We here at Metalenema love the stupid and the ridiculous, which is why “Phil Anselmo” has made multiple appearances on our show. Here’s one of his best-known visits before he committed career suicide last month! DOWNLOAD HERE
A fond farewell to Pandora, the Metalenema mascot and also Best Cat. This week we play songs from bands she met and slept on through the years. She will be missed by all, but we like to think that Dio and Lemmy are enjoying her company. DOWNLOAD IT HERE
Goodbye, Lemmy. We didn’t make a big fuss about it, but the episode is dedicated to you nonetheless. DOWNLOAD IT HERE
Everybody’s “Best of Metal 2015” list was a piece of shit, except ours! Fill your ears with non-trend awesomeness! DOWNLOAD IT HERE
Reprinted from The Undertaker’s now defunct Examiner.com column. Originally written in 2013, all mandates still apply. Another year has dawned, and everyone is scrambling to set a better precedent for the days ahead. 2012 was another good year for metal, but there’s always room for improvement. If you’re a hessian and don’t need to lose …
New old stuff from Sadistik Exekution, Impurity, and Black Feast! BLEEEEEEEARGH! DOWNLOAD IT HERE
A special all-keyboard episode, by popular demand (no, not really – but it’s better than it sounds)! DOWNLOAD IT HERE
A very special all-Abigor episode, cohosted by a very overwrought Bryan Cranston. DOWNLOAD HERE
Another glorious Metalenema episode where metal is played and things are said! What the hell else do you want? DOWNLOAD IT HERE
You little bastards!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! Official “Charlie Church” Metalenema stickers are available now, the first piece of actual swag in our twenty year history! We’re giving them away, and all you have to do is write metalenema@gmail.com with a song request and your address, and we’ll send you two! US orders only – sorry Europe, the …