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While pre-gaming Destroying Texas Fest 2016, The Undertaker, NT Khrist, and DJ Slitskrieg discovered an important truism about American society. DOWNLOAD IT HERE

Reprinted from The Undertaker’s now defunct Examiner.com column. Originally written in 2013, all mandates still apply. Way back in the golden era of metal, better known as 1983-1989, metal was categorically male, often times like a de facto gang that encouraged competition, survival of the fittest, and the banishment of those who couldn’t keep up. …

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Fuckin’ Metal Hell 4 was in full effect two weekends ago, so we played a bunch of stuff from bands who were going to be there and talked about things. DOWNLOAD IT HERE

Woo! A lot happened on our little hiatus. We are back with a summer onslaught ahead, so try to keep up! DOWNLOAD IT HERE

Esa Linden and Demigod made a proud return to the stage starting in 2010, and then went inactive again in 2013. Their fate is yet unknown, but Esa is a hell of a great guy, and he was nice enough to curate a playlist and co-host our show! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

We’re on hiatus for two weeks while The Undertaker tries to scam his way into another job situation that will more or less fail to satisfy his vocational or salary needs. In the meantime, let’s keep the Nuclear Assault theme rolling with one of the coolest episodes we ever did – a two-parter co-hosted by …

Metalenema Rewind: Episode 6-16-12, co-hosted by Dan Lilker! Read More »

The Undertaker went to MDF again this year (and NT Khrist did not, again), and he had a great time. It was all about finally seeing Nuclear Assault after a 30-year wait. Jesus. There were many other good sets, and you can here about them at the link below! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

We know. WE KNOW! WE’RE SORRY!!! This is just how it is right now. We had a week hiatus this month, too, so you didn’t miss as much as you think. Also, we’re on hiatus for a couple of weeks in June as well, so get used to it. We have lives and shit. In …

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The guys talk a bunch about how self-referencing in metal is the absolute worst idea ever. Songs and hilarity ensue! DOWNLOAD IT HERE

A “surprise show” of sorts because The Undertaker thought the show was going to be recorded the next day for some reason. He doesn’t drink, folks! Time to visit a neurologist. Oh yeah, and it turns out there actually are some actual lead guitars on Necromantia’s “Scarlet Evil Witching Black”. The Undertaker never knew that. …

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