Reprinted from The Undertaker’s now defunct Examiner.com column. Originally written in 2013, all mandates still apply. Another year has dawned, and everyone is scrambling to set a better precedent for the days ahead. 2012 was another good year for metal, but there’s always room for improvement. If you’re a hessian and don’t need to lose …
New old stuff from Sadistik Exekution, Impurity, and Black Feast! BLEEEEEEEARGH! DOWNLOAD IT HERE
A special all-keyboard episode, by popular demand (no, not really – but it’s better than it sounds)! DOWNLOAD IT HERE
A very special all-Abigor episode, cohosted by a very overwrought Bryan Cranston. DOWNLOAD HERE
Another glorious Metalenema episode where metal is played and things are said! What the hell else do you want? DOWNLOAD IT HERE
You little bastards!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! Official “Charlie Church” Metalenema stickers are available now, the first piece of actual swag in our twenty year history! We’re giving them away, and all you have to do is write metalenema@gmail.com with a song request and your address, and we’ll send you two! US orders only – sorry Europe, the …
A little send-off to Gunnar “Leatherface” Hansen. RIP. DOWNLOAD IT HERE
Remember, kids! One time when The Undertaker was a kid, he was Zorro for Halloween. The problem was that his cousin and little brother also wanted to be Zorro, so Mr. U convinced them to be red Zorro and yellow Zorro, just like in that cool movie! He doesn’t actually recount that story on this …
“Phil” returns to to help with the playlist and promote the upcoming Housecore Festival of Horror Movie… hurrrr… and Metal… or something… DOWNLOAD IT HERE