Slitzkrieg tries to make a joke about city witches and then takes all episode to remember what he was going to say. Also, new tracks from Force of Darkness, Necrovorous, and Ritual Decay! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

NT Khrist had the misfortune of acquiring guest host Gary Oldman as Dracula for this salacious, spittle-laden Halloween episode! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

The guys play new tracks from The Chasm, Death Yell, and Vassafor, then say some insensitive things they will likely regret for months to come! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

In this classic episode, Celtic Frost’s own Martin Eric Ain sat down with us and gave us a sensational interview around which we built an entire show. It was a sincere pleasure to meet him, and he generously gave so much of his time and insight to make this the most prestigious episode in Metalenema’s …

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This week we discover that there’s a river of Cortizone. The question is, how do they get it all into those tubes? Listen and find out (or not)! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

The Undertaker just got back from Wasteland Weekend and now the show is getting caught up again! Enjoy new tracks from Thy Feeble Savior, Entrench, Dolentia, and more, shiny and chrome!!! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

The standard silly crap from your favorite radio duo, plus show debuts from Necrosadist and Prezir! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

The guys went to the best place on earth to cover one of the best fests ever, Wings of Metal! Voivod and Sacrifice played, and show ally ZkD joined us in some very amusing color commentary. Hear it all right here! TO THE DEATH! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

The Undertaker and Slitzkrieg stop the show dead in its tracks to enjoy how funny they are. It’s really kind of tiresome. [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

We were going to try to fake an episode where DJ Slitzkrieg was in jail, but then it actually wasn’t funny, so instead he just phoned in from whatever crap he was doing while traveling for work. [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]