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Well, it looks like Horna played a whole lotta shows in the States, despite all the bitches who tried to stop them. Hail metal! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

We thought about going bi-weekly for a little bit, but instead, we’ll just do the show faster! Here it is! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

Oh my gawwwd! It’s another episode of Metalenema! New Vargrav and the usual stupid jokes! Oh, it’s just amaaaazing!! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

   The guys get into the quantum mechanics of social media, and debut the new Mystifier album! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

Hey! New episode, except it’s actually a week old! We’ll get caught up next week, we promise! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

New stuff from Maiestas, Critical Defiance, and Musmahhu! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

The Undertaker returns from Australia to bore you with stories of his trip, along with playing new tracks from Critical Defiance, Ectovoid, and Suhnopfer! Crikey! Note: Yes, we know our mics are still over-loud. We are trying to solve it. [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

That horrible new movie has everyone talking, but here at Metalenema, we’re mostly interested to know what the porn parody will look like! Listen to hear our predictions! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

The Undertaker talks about crap that was on cable TV in the 80s, and a behind the scenes story of the first Dismember photo shoot! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

The Undertaker reveals his paranoia about punks pretending to be metal, and the whole show is recorded overloud, for some reason! [DOWLOAD IT HERE]