Metalenema

Fucking shit, we are late on this. Sorry, everyone. You’ll be glad you waited. [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

Slitzkrieg made me call it this, I don’t get it. Anyway, we debut tracks from Thy Feeble Savior and Morbid Messiah, along with the usual mix of awesome! Thy Feeble Savior Bandcamp [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

Oh boy, this didn’t go well. Overwrought Bryan Cranston came back to take another shot at co-hosting the show, and he got really upset when he found out the playlist was missing. [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

Monarque We kick off the new year with a blazing tribute to the best of Québécois black metal. Hear us celebrate a truly bold and unique scene by mangling all the French band names and song titles! Tabarnak!! EDIT: It turns out Borgne is from Switzerland. Our apologies. Support them anyway!  [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

This was a particularly good year for good metal, especially death metal. The hipster metal contingent had nothing going this time around, so now we’re seeing countless desperate lists on the flavor-of-the-week sites featuring airy crap that nobody knows or cares about, along with praise for the latest Megadeth album. It’s satisfying to see. Metal, …

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Damn, Winter Hell was a hell of a show indeed! Good bands, good friends, good times! Want to hear about it? You know what do to. [DOWNLOAD IT HERE] Here, as promised, are links for all the bandcamps from tonight’s lineup (the ones not already on a larger label, anyway). Please support them! Playlist shows …

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The guys try to dedicate a show to martial might, but then The Undertaker spends too much time talking about a Comic-con he attended. Anyway… [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

Well, that could have gone better. We went up to Monrtreal for Messe des Morts fest last week, and things went a little sideways. Catch some on-location commentary and the rest of the story in this week’s episode!  PS – FUCK ANTIFA! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

We’re late. We know. We’re sorry. Vladimir Putin really kept us busy during his visit. Thankfully DJ Slitzkrieg was able to keep drinking with him and keep him from having his men kill us both. Hail Russia, hail Metalenema.ru! help us. [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]

So who won the election? We didn’t know at the time. Prepare to die! [DOWNLOAD IT HERE]