It turns out 2020 was an incredible year for metal, despite being awful for virtually everything else. The hits kept coming right up until the final bell, and we are here to make sure you catch them all. That’s right, this list of “Best metal of 2020” actually features nothing but actual metal bands! …
Metalenema Episode 12-23-2020 – Best Metal Albums of 2020! Read More »
People are protesting and rioting, and we’re over here like “Hey, check out this new death metal album!” It’s what we do, folks! We also talk about Instagram thots who couldn’t even make a political statement for a full 24 hours before getting back to ho-ing off. Not that we mind! New tracks from Exaugerate, …
NT Khrist survives playing a show in Mexico and we play some songs that have nothing to do with it! DOWNLOAD IT HERE
Uhhh… what the fuck?? We here at Metalenema are kind of freaked out at how fast time seems to be moving. We thought we missed one week of posting but apparently it has been a month! We’re sorry. Please enjoy multiple episodes now!!! Episode 2-27-16 Episode 3-12-16 Episode 3-19-16
A special all-keyboard episode, by popular demand (no, not really – but it’s better than it sounds)! DOWNLOAD IT HERE
A very special all-Abigor episode, cohosted by a very overwrought Bryan Cranston. DOWNLOAD HERE
Another glorious Metalenema episode where metal is played and things are said! What the hell else do you want? DOWNLOAD IT HERE
You little bastards!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! Official “Charlie Church” Metalenema stickers are available now, the first piece of actual swag in our twenty year history! We’re giving them away, and all you have to do is write metalenema@gmail.com with a song request and your address, and we’ll send you two! US orders only – sorry Europe, the …
A little send-off to Gunnar “Leatherface” Hansen. RIP. DOWNLOAD IT HERE
Remember, kids! One time when The Undertaker was a kid, he was Zorro for Halloween. The problem was that his cousin and little brother also wanted to be Zorro, so Mr. U convinced them to be red Zorro and yellow Zorro, just like in that cool movie! He doesn’t actually recount that story on this …